The legend, it is said, dates back to Pennsic XXVI, when Hennessy had his first alcohol-induced “sickness with so much style and grace.” To honor this blessed event, the Yak Award was established. After an extensive search for an actual Yak medallion, one could not be found. So, it was decided a heavy Warsteiner beer-bottle opener would be used. When that was lost, a stuffed animal resembling a yak was awarded. That was lost and so was the next token. Now we just hand the awardee a roll of paper towels.
And now whenever Chalk Man gather, the opportunity to pass the Yak Award arises. To receive the award, one must actually hurl. The awardee must also be a member of the household or one of our close regulars (we know who you are). A transfer ceremony takes place at the next available event.
The Yak Award Honor Roll
Current Holder: Loreli
– Order of the Purple Liver –